30 Awesome Funny Facebook Status in Urdu






Here is the collection of an Awesome funny Facebook status in Urdu.

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Short Awesome Funny Facebook Status: 


1. Jisy hum chahyn usy aur kya chahiye?

2. Jitny bury hum hain utna bura koi nahi.

3. Wo jo lakhu mein ek hai na wo mein khud hon.

4. Har kam karne ka Ek waqt hota hai.Jase "Baad Mein."

5. Dil karta hai tumhein do lagaon aur wajah bhi na bataon.

6. Block karny se rishty khtm nahin hoty bass DP nazar nahin ati.

7. Acha khasa insan gora hony wala hota hai phir se garmia aa jati hain.



8. Jin ki nazru mein hum achy nahin hain wo apne ankhyn donate kar dein.

9. Wo mujh sy bht Shidat sy Pyaar karti thi.Aur phir us ny mere ID Card wale Photo Daikh Le.

10. Azeem hain wo log jo Ghalat Jawab bhi full confidence sy dety hain.

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11. Ishq mein jamuriat he nahin warna Dharna kar ky tumhein apna bana lety.

12. Kuch logn ky adi zindagi facebook par bass "Very Nice" khety hue guzar jati hai.

13. Chabi se kaan saaf karty waqt care kia karein.Kahin ap start he na ho jayn.

14. Shukar hai samjh-dar hony par Text nahin lagta.Warna mujhe daina parhta.

15. Qismat etny kharab hai ky 2000 ky shoes lo agly din 500 ki sell mein lagy hoty hain.

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16. Kuch log Virus ki tra hoty hain.Zindagi mein aa jayein tou Sakun ki File urr jati hai.

17. Mere choty choty khuwab hain jin mein Gol Ghapy, Icecream, Burger aur Kabab hain.

18. Ami kheti hain "Koi Aisa Kaam karo Jis Sy Sub Ka Bhala HO."Mein ja kar so jati hon.

19. Kuch logn ky liye ap jaan bhi dy dein wo phir bhi kheyn gyn "Yeh theak sy nahi mara."

20. Maa Baap duaein mang kar Larka mangty hain.Aur wo zalim facebook pr larki ban jata hai.

21. Bhot socha magr ek baat samjh nahin aye ky kashti wahn kase dhobi jahn paani he km tha.

22. Purani kahawat "Neiki kar darya mein dal”.Aur aj ki duniya mein “Kuch kar facebook par dal."




23. Jo maza Msg seen kar ky bhi Online rhny ky bad bhi repy na karne mein hai wo kise aur mein nahin.

24. Aisa lagta hai ky ghar waly 6 din yeh sochty rhty hain ky Sunday waly din es sy kya kya kam karwane hain.

25. Qasam sy ek sath sary gunah yaad aa jaty hain.Jab ghar waly khety hain "Tum baito tum se kuch baat karne hai."

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26 .Larkia etne khubsurat hoti hain ky unko daikh kar roti bhi jal jati hai.Aur log smajhty hain ky unko roti banana nahin ati.

27. Behen bhai ki larai ky bad ami donu ko marte hain.Phir pochti hain ky ghalti kis ki the aur usko phr aur marti hain.

28. Aj to Ami ny saaf bol dia: "Beta, wife aisi lana jo facebook na use karti ho.Ghar mein aur kaam bhi hoty hain."

29. Insan etna bura bhi nahin hota jitna ID card par hota hai aur etna pyaar bhi hota jitna facebook par hota hai.

30. Facebook par larkio ky naam sy ID banany walu ky liye ek buri khbr ky tum larki to ban gye ho magr Maa kabhi nahin ban pao gy.

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